disoblige:

loveisluscious:

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I WILL TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT SOMEONE IN MY LIFE WITH THAT NAME

DO IT.

Ask me bitches

(Source: fuuxk, via bitcheswholoveoddfuture)

i wish he wasn’t such an idiot, ‘cause i do like him.
my friend about her boyfriend

  • Math Homework: hey, why don't you ever do me?
  • Me: sorry, math, i don't like you like that.
these dogs have a cooler social life than me