What’s a food I can eat for the rest of my life with zero fat and zero calories but all the vitamins I need that also has lots of flavor and tastes like Milano cookies

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phillipgallagher:

one time in junior high i was talking with a boy on instant message who liked me and i was like hey want to see a picture of me in the shower and he was like omfg really yeah and i sent him this i thought i was so funny

I always did stuff like this if guys asked for dirty pics of me like one time a guy said “send me a hot pic” so I lit my lighter and took a picture of the flame and sent it to him

(via annikatoma)

i wonder what it’s like to see somebody look at you like they care about you

does anybody else have the pink pad app and think it’s hilarious when it notifies you that “the flowers are blooming” ?